ULTRA-HARRIER JOE’S HOMILY · TO THE
BOULEVARDIERS
A second look at things Christ said
Chapter 5
For example, loving thy neighbor is just basic dcommon sense if you’re a member of a poor conquered nation and your neighbor is the emost powerful empire in the history of the world to date,
2And especially if you’re a Jew,
3Because,
4And I mean no offense here,
5fThe Jews have always been pretty good at being disagreeable and kind of uppity about all sorts of things,
6Which is why nobody has ever liked them much,
7And maybe part of the reason why they’ve been conquered about a thousand times,
8gAnd their nation utterly destroyed,
9hAnd their people scattered all over the earth,
10Which might not have happened if they’d listened to iChrist,
11And been nicer,
12Overall,
13Which would really have been a pretty easy way to live a more comfortable life,
14jJust like Harry wants us to.
15See what I mean?
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