The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
ULTRA-HARRIER JOE’S HOMILY · TO THE

BOULEVARDIERS Chapter 3


Set your Harriers free
Chapter 3
In the first place,
2iHarry is just a mortal man,
3Just like everybody else,
4Except for you women, of course,
5Who are also like everybody else,
6Because you’re not immortal or divine, are you?
7Well, neither is Harry,
8Which means that if he were the Antichrist, he’d be up against a loaded deck,
9Because how could one mortal man stand a chance against a god,
10Or even a son of a god?
11I mean, does any one of you seriously think that jBatman would stand a chance against kSuperman?
12Well, there you go.
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