ULTRA-HARRIER JOE’S HOMILY · TO THE
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Come to Harry
Chapter 26
Still, it would be nice if you could find a way to join the ePontifical Harrier Parish,
2fBecause it’s the easiest way,
3Really,
4gSince picking and choosing can lead to thought,
5hWhich is dangerous,
6Especially when belief is involved,
7iBecause human beings can believe absolutely anything,
8And all the jreligions want you to,
9Which is why they start on you so young,
10And say the same things over and over and over and over until you believe it,
11Which is the way that every faith ever invented gets people to buy its kmost questionable assumptions.
12And they always teach you the part about guilt and sin and evil first,
13Because if they can make you fear lGod, they will always have you,
14One way or another,
15Till you die,
16Which doesn’t necessarily make you a better person,
17mBut almost always makes you feel guilty,
18For being the way you are.
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