The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
ULTRA-HARRIER JOE’S HOMILY · TO THE

BOULEVARDIERS Chapter 24


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Chapter 24
And in the same way that some of you Judeo-Christians say, “I am a deeply religious person, and I attend tservices every week, and I look out for my friends and family, just like it says in the uBible,
2“But during working hours,
3“That’s different,
4“Because then it’s aevery man for himself, and bnever give a sucker an even break, and cGod helps those who help themselves,”
5dYou can also say, “I am a deeply religious person, and I attend services every week,
6“And so whatever I do the rest of the week must be okay,
7“No matter who gets hurt,
8“Because I really don’t want to think about it,
9“At all,
10e“And who are you to pass judgment on me, anyway?”
11Are you starting to get it?
12Good.
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