ULTRA-HARRIER JOE’S HOMILY · TO THE
BOULEVARDIERS
Only Harry forgives everything
Chapter 23
In the same way that some of you Jews say, “I believe in pparanoia, just like it says in the Torah,
2“But I don’t believe that absolutely everything in the whole history of western civilization was expressly designed as a conspiracy to get the Jews,”
3You can also say, “I believe in qparanoia,
4r“But I also believe in taking whatever I want, whenever I want it, no matter who gets hurt,
5s“And then blaming the heck out of my enemies when they try to persecute me for satisfying my desires.”
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