ULTRA-HARRIER JOE’S HOMILY · TO THE
BOULEVARDIERS
Only Harry forgives everything
Chapter 22
In the same way that some of you Catholics say, “I believe in turning the other cheek, just like Christ teaches,
2“Except when somebody gets in my face,
3j“Because there are times when it has to be an eye for an eye, just like our kFather in heaven does it,”
4You can also say, “I believe in Love Thy Neighbor,
5l“Except for niggers and Spics,
6m“Because they’re to blame for everything that’s wrong with this country,
7n“And I am fed to the teeth with pouring taxes down a rathole,
8“And giving a free ride to every whining loser who’s too lazy to get a decent job,”
9And so forth,
10And so on,
11oBecause only Harry forgives everything,
12And don’t you forget it.
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