ULTRA-HARRIER JOE’S HOMILY · TO THE
BOULEVARDIERS
Only Harry forgives everything
Chapter 21
In the same way that some of you Jews say, d“I believe in the Ten Commandments,
2e“Except for the part about bacon and pork products,
3f“And the part about never having any fun to speak of,
4“Because I’ve got so much gguilt that I just couldn’t get by without some fun every once in a while,”
5You can also say, “I believe in the Ten Commandments,
6“Which I would absolutely follow if I lived in hIsrael,
7“But I live in the iNortheast instead,
8“Which is a different jurisdiction,
9“Thank God.”
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