ULTRA-HARRIER JOE’S HOMILY · TO THE
BOULEVARDIERS
Set your Harriers free
Chapter 2
eFor example, it has been rumored that many of you believe Harry to be the Antichrist,
2Because he doesn’t say too much about loving thy neighbor,
3fOr any of the other stuff you’d expect him to say if he were one of the good guys,
4And I’ll even admit that I too once thought of him that way,
5Because gI have always been a pretty devout Judeo-Christian myself,
6hBut the truth is that Harry is not the Antichrist,
7And you shouldn’t be so worried about it.
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