ULTRA-HARRIER JOE’S HOMILY · TO THE
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God had a pretty cavalier attitudeNo disrespect of Christ required
Chapter 15
I don’t mean to suggest that the Christians were all completely naive either,
2Because you pRoman Catholics learned from the nuns that the Father-Son connection is pretty much of a good guy-bad guy shtick,
3With qChrist playing the agood guy, talking about mercy and redemption and heaven,
4And bGod playing the cheavy, with his great big list of mortal sins and inexpiable guilts and everlasting damnations,
5Which is why you have always wanted the dVirgin as a mediator,
6Because without her to bend her son’s ear on your behalf,
7You know darned well that Christ doesn’t have what it takes to stand up to his dad,
8Who is still,
9And has always been,
10eYahweh,
11The most capriciously wrathful and randomly destructive god in the whole history of life on earth.
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