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Chapter 13
I suggest to you that Harry understood all of this better than Christ ever did,
2And probably better than kYahweh ever did either,
3Since Yahweh was the kind of God that gives gods a bad name,
4lWhat with trying to destroy the whole earth every time some little thing didn’t go his way,
5aAnd generally being so moody that you never quite knew whether he was going to give you seven years of great crops and so forth,
6bOr whether he was going to blow his stack over some trifle and start handing out plagues of locusts and so forth,
7cSo that life under Yahweh must have been like living in some great big continuing roulette game,
8Where anything at all might happen,
9Depending on whether Yahweh got out of bed on the right side,
10Or the wrong side.
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