ULTRA-HARRIER JOE’S HOMILY · TO THE

BOULEVARDIERS Chapter 10

Harry has a lot to offerYou need a whole bunch of things

Chapter 10

Now, who understands your feelings about that kind of thing better?

2Christ?

3Or Harry?

4Of course, if Christ saw what things were like in Philadelphia,

5He’d probably understand why it’s important for Judeo-Christians to live in the Northeast,

6And leave all the charity work to the government agencies that specialize in that kind of thing,

7Because Christ never said anything at all about how righteous it is to put the people who work for the government ^lout of a job with a lot of unsolicited free-lance charity,

8^mBecause even the poor people know that it’s the government’s job to take care of them,

9ⁿAnd since they don’t like you anyway,

10Why on earth would they want handouts from you?

11And if they don’t want handouts from you,

12^aThen you’d be breaking Christ’s own rules if you gave them anything,

13Because that would be doing unto others what they do not want done unto them,

14Except by the government.

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