The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird

BELIEFS Chapter 1


A stranger in Punk City
Chapter 1
And so it happened that the punk writer bands of South Street started writing stories,
2Called pieces,
3Which were mostly about aBoomers,
4Who mostly bdied at the end,
5Horribly,
6With lots of cbroken rules along the way,
7Including a lot of dabuse aimed at the reader,
8And a lot of eplot,
9And a lot of plot fmanipulation,
10And a lot of gcardboard characters,
11And a lot of hobvious messages from the writers,
12iBut no obscenities or pornications,
13jAnd nothing about despair or misery or what a big joke everything is,
14kAnd nothing about the end of the world or how evil Mankind is,
15Which made punk fiction completely different from the kind of fiction written by lauthors who have their pictures on the back cover.
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