THE BOOK OF
BEAKS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF BLOODY NOSES
The eastern barbarians have fun
Chapter 5
While the cMoors were out slaughtering everybody in the name of Allah,
2Some of the other eastern barbarians may have been having fun too,
3But nobody really remembers much about it,
4Because all the books written by the eastern barbarians are much too long to read,
5And besides, it doesn’t really matter what happened,
6Since nothing really changed anyway,
7And none of them have ever really been Chosen,
8Because if they had, we’d have heard more about it,
9And they wouldn’t still be acting like a bunch of crazy barbarians.
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