THE BOOK OF
BEAKS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF BLOODY NOSES
The Cossacks ride like the wind
Chapter 11
And eventually, when the end of the world comes,
2It will probably start in the middle east,
3Where nobody ever learns,
4For thousands and thousands and thousands of years,
5Which is probably okay,
6Because when the end of the world comes,
7eThere will finally be peace,
8For billions and billions and billions of years,
9Unless God is crazy enough to start another creation in the middle east,
10Which would exactly double His current total of middle east jokes.
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