THE BOOK OF
BARBARIANS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE FIRST BOOK OF BARBARIANS
The barbarians stop running around
Chapter 7
It takes a lot of work to have a good Dark Age,
2nWhich is why the barbarians were lucky to have so many Christians around,
3oBecause no one knows how to start a Dark Age better than a bunch of pious Christians.
4And so all the Christians pitched in,
5And helped the barbarians do the right thing,
6pWhich stopped almost everything stone cold dead in its tracks.
7qHosanna, Hallelujah, Hooray.
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