THE BOOK OF
BARBARIANS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE FIRST BOOK OF BARBARIANS
The barbarians stop running around
Chapter 6
And surprisingly enough, there were certain things that all of them decided to do,
2eLike be Christian,
3fWhich meant putting all their Gods of War, and Rape, and Looting, and Arson, and so forth into storage until gfurther notice,
4hAnd worshiping the God of Love Thy Neighbor instead,
5Which is easier to do when you’re not running around all the time smashing thy neighbor to a bloody pulp,
6Unless you can find some neighbors who aren’t Christians, of course,
7Provided the Vikings didn’t already find them first…i
8And so, after thinking it all over pretty carefully, the barbarians decided to give civilization their very best effort,
9jAnd be devout about their new religion,
10kAnd build lots of monuments and cathedrals,
11lAnd write plenty of stone inscriptions,
12And even try something completely new,
13mLike having a tremendous Dark Age that would last a thousand years.
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