THE BOOK OF
BARBARIANS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE FIRST BOOK OF BARBARIANS
The Vandals invent a new profession
Chapter 3
Some barbarians specialized in sacking and pillaging,
2And others in raping and looting,
3Each according to his taste.
4But it was the nVandals who first thought of smashing things up as a way to make a living,
5Which is why they named this profession after themselves,
6oBecause even though they were barbarians, they weren’t stupid.
7When the other barbarians saw how much fun it was, they started smashing things up too,
8pWhich is how the barbarians managed to smash the Roman Empire,
9To pieces.
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