THE BOOK OF
BARBARIANS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE FIRST BOOK OF BARBARIANS
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Chapter 2
And in addition to the Vikings, there were barbarians who called themselves aGoths,
2And barbarians who called themselves bOstrogoths,
3And barbarians who called themselves cVisigoths,
4And barbarians who called themselves dVandals,
5Which suggests that there were also barbarians who called themselves eOstrovandals,
6And fVisivandals,
7Or should have been, anyway.
8And there were barbarians called gFranks,
9hAnd barbarians called Huns,
10iAnd barbarians called Angles,
11jAnd barbarians called Saxons,
12And there may also have been barbarians called Ostrofranks, and Visihuns, and Ostrosaxons, and Visiangles,
13And vice versa,
14Though there’s no way to prove it,
15Because none of them were very good at writing things down,
16Since that leads to khistory,
17And lcivilization,
18mEt cetera,
19Which just isn’t necessary when all you want to do is smash things up.
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