THE BOOK OF
BARBARIANS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE FIRST BOOK OF BARBARIANS
Vikings just want to have fun
Chapter 1
There were a lot of other tribes of apes who were not very acivilized,
2Which is how they came to be barbarians.
3That and the fact that they usually moved around quite a lot,
4Which didn’t leave much time for building btemples and monuments,
5cOr writing stone inscriptions,
6dOr having lots of slaves,
7eOr making up comedy and philosophy and history,
8Which is pretty sad.
9But they almost always had Gods,
10Which is important if you want to be a fChosen Tribe,
11And they all did,
12gExcept for the Vikings, of course,
13Who just wanted to have fun,
14hFor some reason.
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