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Ashes can’t scream
Chapter 8
“He got mad about all the junk mail,
2“And now he’s getting even,
3“With a little help from his incinerator,
4“Because ashes can’t scream.
5“‘The Junk Mail Man,’
6“Now in paperback,
7“After 46 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List,
8g“From the best-selling author of ‘The Dry Cleaner,’ ‘The Electrical Inspector,’ ‘The Tax Assessor,’ and ‘The Meter Reader.’
9“Your money back if you’re not terrified and revolted.
10“‘The Junk Mail Man,’
11“At better newsstands everywhere.”
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