ULTRA-HARRIER MORT’S BROADCAST · TO THE
ANNENBURGHERS
‘A Mad Mad Mad Mad War’
Chapter 3
“What famous rocker is dating the wives of three prominent national politicians?
2“What Oscar-winning actress is under suspicion for the hit-and-run death of a six-year-old boy from East Los Angeles?
3“Which major league cMVP is suing his parents to recover the money he lent them for a house in Florida?
4“Which eminent religious figure is rumored to be dying from a disgusting venereal disease?
5“What beloved sitcom star is fighting the fight of his life against charges of child abuse?
6“If you don’t know the answers to these questions, then you’re not up on the latest dirt,
7“So you’d better dive for the new issue of the ‘Gutter Daily,’
8“On newsstands now.
9“Remember our motto,
10“All the dirt we can find and print—just for you.”
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