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Chapter 21
“Wouldn’t you like to live on into your nineties,
2“And stay young and beautiful and healthy and rich the whole time,
3“And then go straight to heaven when you die,
4“For all eternity?
5“Well, forget it.
6“Things don’t work that way,
7“At all,
8“So you’d better wake up and smell the coffee,
9“Unless you’d rather be a Harrier instead,
10“Which you can do by sending just $19.95 to the Pontifical Harrier Parish of the United States,
11“Box 1234,
12“Philadelphia,
13“PA.
14“For this paltry membership fee, you’ll receive an autographed color portrait of Harry,
15c“And this stunning ‘Sign of Harry’ pendant on a genuine gold-tone chain suitable for wearing around your neck,
16“For as long as it lasts.
17“And that’s not all,
18“Because if you order within ten days, you’ll also receive this high-quality Harrier bumper sticker,
19“Beautifully printed with the words,
20“‘I ♥ Harry,’
21“In two glorious colors.
22“So order now,
23d“And start making it better,
24“The Harrier Way.”
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