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Chapter 20
We’re back.
2And we’re ready to tackle the question ‘Why would anyone want to spread the Word of Harry?’
3Can you help us with this question, Dr. bTony?
4“Yes indeed.
5“Be glad to.
6“The best reason for spreading the Word of Harry is that it’s so easy and rewarding to do,
7c“And if you want a career in communications,
8“Then it’s practically impossible not to spread the Word of Harry,
9d“Without working really really hard,
10“Because the Word of Harry is everywhere around us,
11“Like the air we breathe,
12“And everybody basically knows that already,
13“Even if they’ve never really thought about it,
14“Which is about par for Harriers anyway,
15“And explains why it is actually comforting to most people to know, without even thinking about it, that all our information comes to us from Harriers,
16“Just like ourselves,
17“Which means we don’t ever have to think about what we see on TV or in the movies,
18“Or what we hear on the radio,
19“Or what we read in books or newspapers or magazines or press releases,
20“Or anything else,
21“Except maybe some of the straight talk you get about things,
22a“And which ones will make you happy if you own them.
23“Does that answer your question?”
24“Well, bI do have one follow-up question…”
25…Which we won’t get to today,
26Because we’re out of time.
27But this has been great,
28And please join us next time,
29When our topic will be ‘Who’s Really to Blame for All the Unhappiness Experienced by Minorities and Women.’
30It should be a real knockdown drag-out discussion,
31So be there.
32Bye-bye for today.
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