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Chapter 19
“He was a peace-loving cop on vacation in Europe,
2“Until someone killed an American,
3“Which they shouldn’t have done,
4“Because now they have to deal with Jingo!
5“aJingo can’t be reasoned with,
6“Because he doesn’t understand any foreign languages.
7“Jingo can’t be brainwashed,
8“Because he doesn’t have a brain.
9“Jingo can’t be stopped,
10“Because he’s the star of ‘Jingo!’
11“The all-American movie that’ll have you cheering in your seats,
12“At the biggest hail of bullets to tear up Europe since D-Day!
13“‘Jingo!’”
14“Coming soon to a theater near you.”
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