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Chapter 12
“Stay tuned for ‘I Love Riddle Roulette,’
2“The great new game show that’s got everybody guessing,
3“For cash and prizes worth up to a million dollars.
4“Yes, at last, a game show that’s perfect for you and the whole family.
5“Nothing to know,
6“Nothing to remember,
7“Nothing to lose.
8“Just place a bet on your own special hlucky number,
9i“Watch the big wheel spin round and round,
10j“And if it’s your number that comes up,
11“All you have to do is guess which of our multiple-choice riddle answers is the right one,
12“And you could walk away with a million dollars.
13“It’s that easy,
14“And more fun than you could shake a kstick at,
15“Because the host of ‘I Love Riddle Roulette’ is Brad Shoulders,
16“The smilingest emcee alive,
17“And if Brad can’t make you laugh at the odds,
18“Then no one can.
19“Are you ready?
20a“Then take a spin for the pure unthinking fun of it all,
21“With ‘I Love Riddle Roulette,’
22b“The game show that’s so much like life we had to add a million dollars to make it worthwhile.
23“Next.
24“On this station.”
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