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What every real woman knows
Chapter 11
“She’s beautiful.
2“She’s irresistible.
3“She’s ‘In Heat.’
4“Yes, when you want a fragrance that will make fmen howl and bay at the moon,
5g“A fragrance that will make men forget about your IQ and your diction,
6“A fragrance that will make men stop thinking and start panting,
7“Get the fragrance that’s distilled from the very essence of animal lust,
8“Because it’s time you knew what every real woman knows,
9“That only raw, raging passion can cure what’s wrong with your life,
10“And turn all those sad singles scenes into a legendary love.
11“Be a legend.
12“Be beautiful.
13“Be irresistible.
14“Be ‘In Heat,’
15“For as long as it lasts.”
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