THE BOOK OF THE VIP
ADAM
Things for workplaces
Chapter 49
There will be things for workplaces of all kinds,
2Including desks, and chairs, and typewriters, and file cabinets, and pens, and pencils, and paper clips, and rubber bands, and staple removers, and telephone message pads, and ink pads, and desk blotters, and carbon paper, and photocopiers, and dcomputers, and erasers, and corkboards, and telephones, and coffee machines, and candy machines, and magic markers, and in-trays, and out-baskets, and pencil sharpeners, and stationery, and envelopes, and manila folders, and order forms, and calendars,
3eAnd bulldozers, and tractor trailer trucks, and hydraulic lifts, and stamping machines, and test equipment, and flatbed trucks, and coveralls, and hard hats, and time punch clocks, and rolling steel doors, and warehouses, and foffice buildings, and conveyor belts, and safety goggles, and first-aid kits, and forklifts, and cranes, and ships, and planes, and lathes, and loading docks, and sprinkler systems, and fire alarms, and locks, and gates, and ID cards, and vats, and pipelines, and electrical conduits, and boilers, and molding machines, and drying ovens, and storage racks, and urinals, and electric hand dryers, and light switches, and fluorescent tubes, and acoustical tiles, and linoleum flooring, and time-lock vaults,
4And so many many more things besides that it wouldn’t be possible to count them all,
5Except that some Capitalist will make money on every one of these things.
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