THE BOOK OF THE VIP
ADAM
Things for menThings for workplaces
Chapter 48
iThere will be things for men,
2Including comfortable chairs, and remote-controlled television sets, and bowling balls, and jbaseball caps, and thick sweaters, and kgirlie magazines, and beer, and bourbon, and scotch, and lpotato chips, and cheese curls, and mpretzels, and pizza, and submarine sandwiches, and fishing tackle,
3nAnd electric drills, and wrenches. and stainless-steel hammers, and electric band saws, and garden tractors with attachments. and wheelbarrows, and rakes, and hoes, and edgers, and grass seed, and weed killer, and shovels, and electric snowblowers, and plastic oChristmas trees, and lawn ornaments, and driveway sealant, and paint, and shellack. and wire brushes. and C-clamp’s, and screwdrivers, and sparkplug removers, and electric routers, and paintbrushes, and steel wool, and paint scrapers, and soldering irons, and hedge clippers, and chain saws, and garden shears,
4pAnd qhigh-powered sports cars, and motorcycles, and speedboats, and rfour-door sedans, and cabin cruisers, and pickup trucks, and airplanes, and srowboats, and snowmobiles, and airboats, and four-wheel-drive vehicles, and skis, and tents, and canoes, and kayaks, and trifles, and shotguns, and ucrossbows, and hunting clothes, and pool tables, and dartboards, and vgolf clubs, and tennis rackets, and cameras, and movie projectors, and short wave radios, and luggage racks, and motor homes, and battery operated televisions,w
5xAnd leg braces, and gauze bandages, and liniment, and bug spray, and burn ointment, and iodine, and arm slings, and wristbands, and headbands, and trophies, and trusses, and plaster casts, and catgut stitches, and weights, and chin-up bars, and sit-up boards, and rowing machines, and vitamins, and medicine balls, and Epsom salts, and crutches,
6aAnd leather briefcases, and silk ties, and custom-made suits, and monogrammed shirts, and leather shoes of every description, and sneakers, and tie clips, and bpinkie rings, and leather jackets, and pleated trousers, and alarm clocks, and gold cuff links, and cologne, and wristwatches, and toupees, and shaving cream, and safety razors, and toenail clippers, and change trays, and top hats, and raincoats, and galoshes, and gloves, and socks, and boxer shorts, and pajamas, and sweatshirts, and T-shirts, and toilet kits, and suit bags, and antiperspirants, and mouthwash,
7And canes, and false teeth, and hearing aids, and cardigan sweaters, and newspapers, and footstools, and wheelchairs, and clife insurance policies, and oak caskets,
8And some Capitalist will make money on each of these things.
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