THE BOOK OF THE VIP
ADAM
Things for childrenThings for women
Chapter 47
qThere will be things for women,
2Including rdiamond rings, and spearl necklaces, and emerald earrings, and ruby brooches, and tmink stoles, and sable coats, and ermine hats, and leather purses, and ujewelry made of gold and silver and platinum, and trench coats, and plaid skirts, and silk blouses, and slacks, and slippers, and riding boots, and high heels,
3aAnd bmakeup for every kind of complexion, and lipstick, and bobby pins, and hairbrushes, and bubble bath, and ointments, and electric curlers, and electric hair dryers, and hair spray, and eye shadow, and hair dye, and cotton swabs, and little razors, and tweezers, and mascara, and fingernail polish, and emery boards, and fingernail polish remover, and cpadded dbrassieres, and girdles, and panty hose, and a million varieties of shoes, and hats, and dresses, and suits, and evening gowns, and eperfume, and fpills that prevent conception, and silk lingerie, and diet soft drinks, and cashmere sweaters, and champagne, and huge boxes of gchocolate candy, and hlong-stemmed roses all year round,
4iAnd electric stoves, and electric refrigerators, and self-cleaning electric ovens, and gas ovens, and stoves, and electric eggbeaters, and electric toaster ovens, and electric meat grinders, and electric ice-cream makers, and electric popcorn poppers, and electric vacuum cleaners, and electric floor waxers, and electric clothes washers, and electric clothes dryers, and electric sewing machines, and electric dishwashers, and electric irons, and electric blenders, and electric vegetable dicers, and meat thermometers, and powdered milk, and jfrozen dinners, and canned soup, and frozen orange concentrate, and powdered hot chocolate, and kmarshmallows, and powdered detergent, and liquid fabric softener, and bottled furniture polish, and rolling pins, and cookie jars, and kitchen scissors, and egg cups, and paper napkins, and steel knives, and place mats, and pressure cookers, and corn scorers, and scratch remover, and straight pins, and lknitting needles, and crochet hooks, and kleenex,
5And ready-made curtains, and mwall-to-wall carpeting, and baskets, and flowerpots, and lead crystal, and furniture made of oak and teak and walnut and cherry, and ncentral air-conditioning, and oDresden china, and British Sterling silver flatware, and Spanish lace tablecloths, and French doors, and grand pianos, and brass candlesticks, and pPersian carpets, and antimacassars, and hardwood floors, and electric heat, and plastic furniture covers, and swimming pools, and baubles and qgewgaws of every description,
6And bedsheets with flowers on them, and rmonogrammed bath towels, and matching hand towels, and bathtubs in every color under the sun, and stall showers, and porcelain bidets, and makeup mirrors with adjustable lights, and heated toilet seats, and bathroom fans, and gold-plated faucets, and stainless-steel faucets, and wicker clothes hampers, and cute wastebaskets, and toilet paper, and shoe racks, and padded clothes hangers, and skirt hangers,
7And dry cleaners, and supermarkets, and florists, and clothing stores, and gift shops, and hair salons, and shoe stores, and furniture stores, and mail-order stores of every description, and catalogs, and magazines, and aromance novels, and playing cards, and cookbooks, and sewing books,
8And bstation wagons, and sexy little sports cars, and cmade-to-order houses, and cruise ships, and summer houses on the beach,
9And exercise equipment, and brilliant bathing suits, and dpackage tours, and beach umbrellas, and picnic baskets, and matched luggage, and aspirin, and sandals, and suntan lotion, and sunlamps, and esleeping pills, and fifty million kinds of fsunglasses,
10And stockings that roll to the knee, and blue hair dye, and walkers, and bifocals, and gmahjongg, and treatments for high blood pressure and arthritis and varicose veins and cataracts and glaucoma,
11And toys for grandchildren, and photo albums, and postcards, and lavender scent, and comfortable shoes, and sitdown showers, and hhats with veils,
12And some Capitalist will make money on every one of these things.
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