THE BOOK OF THE VIP
ADAM
Things for children
Chapter 46
dThere will be things for children,
2Including cribs, and diapers, and safety pins, and sleepers with reinforced knees, and strollers, and picture books, and cute little shoes, and baby bottles, and sterile nipples, and scientifically designed formulas to take the place of emother’s milk,
3fAnd high chairs, and blankets, and warm little outfits, and tiny little parkas, and playpens, and rattles, and dolls, and mobiles, and stuffed teddy bears,
4gAnd medicine, and incubators for the prematurely born, and treatments for birth defects, and ointments for diaper rash, and pacifiers to ease teething pain, and vaccines for childhood diseases like measles, and scarlet fever, and whooping cough, and infantile paralysis,
5hAnd schoolbooks, and schools, and libraries full of books, and playgrounds full of toys, and jacks, and balls, and gloves, and ibaseball jbats, and kites, and swings, and sliding boards, and wading pools, and little nurse uniforms, and dolls with complete wardrobes, and miniature stoves, and building blocks, and ktoy guns, and little soldier helmets, and cowboy hats, and mittens, and lsleds, and bicycles with a bell on the handlebars,
6And records, and mradios, and ntelevision sets, and roller rinks, and ice skates, and ocandy bars, and soft drinks, and encyclopedias, and eyeglasses, and scooters, and basketball hoops, and charm bracelets, and hula hoops, and modeling clay, and rocking horses, and jigsaw puzzles, and finger paints, and pelectric trains, and go-karts, and dollhouses, and many many other things besides,
7And some Capitalist will make money on every one of these things.
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