THE BOOK OF THE VIP
ADAM
Americans invent the appearance of valueThe trustworthiness of banks
Chapter 34
And since they’ve come up, it’s important for you to know that banks will be an incredibly important part of Capitalist societies like America,
2jBecause every Capitalist Nation will always need a whole bunch of boring avaricious people in blue suits to watch everybody’s money,
3kBecause the most important principle in every Capitalist Nation is the principle that nobody can be trusted,
4Ever,
5Except for banks, of course,
6aWhich are extremely trustworthy,
7bOr why would they have so many boring drones in blue suits to watch over your money all the time?
8Besides, if banks weren’t trustworthy, why would people give them money and let them lend it to other people,
9Without even asking the people who gave them all their money in the first place?
10Not to mention the fact that if bankers weren’t trustworthy, they’d probably get involved in a lot of risky financial speculation that could cause a huge depression someday,
11Which wouldn’t do Capitalism any good at all.
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