The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE BOOK OF THE VIP

ADAM Chapter 28


Organized labor changes things
Chapter 28
And out of this new dialogue between barons and workers will come a hbrand-new institution,
2Called organized labor,
3Which will negotiate new rules for the handling of disagreements between management and workers.
4iFor example, it will be a rule that management has to try suppressing the formation of unions with negotiating tools like hired thugs and bludgeons and rifles,
5jAnd that organized labor will have to try getting their rights by calling for strikes and riots and armed confrontations with management’s hired thugs,
6For years,
7Until the lions of justice in the courts of the Most Chosen Nation on Earth decide,
8Reluctantly,
9kThat everyone in America has rights,
10Including the right to organize employee unions,
11Even if all the members are poor white trash,
12And immigrant scum from Europe,
13And other kinds of undesirables.
14Moreover, since it will also be a God-given right of every person in the Most Chosen Nation to belong to clubs that not everybody can get into,
15The labor unions of America will also have the right to be as exclusive as they want to be,
16Just like the barons’ country clubs,
17lMeaning black people need not apply,
18Because when people talk about equality in America,
19They will generally be talking about equality for themselves,
20And not for all those others,
21Who are too inferior to be equal,
22To them.
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