The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE BOOK OF THE VIP

ADAM Chapter 19


Running away to AmericaEdison the Conqueror of Electricity
Chapter 19
The Capitalist Nation called America will wind up inventing more nthings than you would ever dream possible,
2More even than you could count,
3If you live to be a hundred,
4Which you won’t,
5As it’s my unpleasant duty to inform you,
6Since medical advances brought about through capitalism will eventually prove that it’s not healthy to eat so many asheep intestines,
7But not in time to save you,
8bWhich is the way things go,
9As you probably know.
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